i feel like people literally just pretend to like jane austen and it’s gone so far that nobody wants to admit that her books are boring

mithemachine:

Get to know me

Fill in the blanks and tag 6 people! (don’t forget to tell them you’ve tagged them)


Tagged by: my girl jamescook like a MONTH AGO BECAUSE I SUCK

Basics
Name: melissa
Birthday: january 12
Favorite color: burgundy
Lucky number: 7???? idk tho it’s not lucky i just like that number
Height: 5’4” 
Talents: wasting time/potential, creativity, couponing
Last dream you remember: i remember it but i can’t describe it??? you know
Can you juggle: no
Art/sports/both: art
Do you like writing: yes
Do you like dancing: i used to
Do you like singing: as a joke i guess

Fantasies
Dream vacation: ice hell
Dream guy/gal: bo burnham
Dream wedding: i don’t care as long as it’s catered by chipotle
Dream pet: already have them!!! my kitties <33333
Dream job: working in creative at an ad agency
Favorite song: lately riptide by vance joy i’m obsessed
Favorite album: probs high violet by the national
Last song you heard on the radio: i think it was that whiny song about latching onto you or whatever
Least favorite song: THAT FUCKING “WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE” SONG (keeping kait’s answer because FUCK THAT SONG TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL)
Least favorite album: i’ve never listened to an album all the way through if i hated it??
Least favorite artist: ia with ben, eminem sucks

Preferences
Guys/girls/both: as far as i know just guys
Hair color: anything but blonde sorry (a thousand california surfers just said ‘what the hell dude’ in unison)
Eye color: anything really
Humorous/serious: whatever fits the situation at hand
Taller/shorter: taller i guess but it’s not something i really think about
Biggest turn-off: close-mindedness, not taking emotions seriously, not liking kitties
Biggest turn-on: just being NICE and attentive and a good ass person

i tag: whoever wants to do it, my own laziness, i suck

1 week ago with 194 notes

jamescook:

he’ll say, “my name is judge!” whose name is judge?! “my name is-” that’s a silly name! “judge. my name” yes i am judging your name, it am silly! “is” oh, now you’re correcting my grammar

1 month ago with 8 notes

sweet-bitsy:

joshpeck:

this is art

I wish I could stop listening to this

1 month ago with 98356 notes
jamescook asked: just saw a commercial for narcolepsy #thinkinboutyou

i love u

1 month ago with 2 notes

cynthia-weil:

hey guys, i know a lot of people have shared the suicide prevention lifeline number which is really great, but i wanted to remind everyone of this website that does the same, except it’s online. i’m sure there are people who might be more comfortable asking for help this way.

1 month ago with 28416 notes

benwinstagram:

robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much

1 month ago with 131067 notes
#yes

lindseybluth:

in light of this tragedy i beg all of you to seek the necessary help for any mental illness you might have. it is nothing to be ashamed of. you deserve to live your life.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. —Robin Williams  (via blue811)
1 month ago with 202334 notes

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

1 month ago with 153079 notes
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